10 ways to fix a bad day fast

• Rub your own feet.  who need a whipped boyfriend?

• Kiss someone.  Bonus points if they're over 83 or under 3.

• Catnap, preferably with a cat (or a dog)

• Throw caution to the wind and actually smile at a stranger.

• Put your highest heels or take these suckers off.

• Go into closet shut door.  Scream.  Feel a little silly for screaming in closet.  Carry on.

• Get off that weird fad diet immediately.  It's wrecking your day and your metabolism.

• Just give up and put your hair in a ponytail.

• Stop waiting for _____ to make your happy.  You're in charge!